lickypickystickyfree: I hope Rick Santorum is Snookie’s baby daddy
i love seeing people get anon hate that hurts their feelings.
astral-beast: Jesus fucking Christ, whenever I speak people either don’t hear me or completely misunderstand what I say. This can’t be all my fault.
i’m sorry but women always look so awkward when shooting guns, even the trained shooters. you look at a dude shooting and the form is perfect. ladies, maybe guns aren’t your calling.
fields0fg0ld: ohvegeta: Dear Rick, I am a huge fan. The only thing I like more than you is giving head. I had sex with a guy I barely know a couple weeks ago. I sucked his dick so hard that it had went *POP* and popped clean off. jk, I swallowed all of the babies that could have been future conservatives. iregretnothingchicken.gif Thanks, Rick, for making blowjobs even more enjoyable. xoxo...
Ellen Degeneres for President.
everets: when did this become hooter than this
First world fat kid problems
lookinyoungandpreservedforever: smileprettyforthewreckingball: Order mushroom and Swiss burger from McDonalds, receive bacon and cheese. Get pissed off, take off bacon and onions, eat it anyways. Marry me