March 2012
lickypickystickyfree:
I hope Rick Santorum is Snookie’s baby daddy
tidesbetween:
honestly...
i love seeing people get anon hate that hurts their feelings.
104.
astral-beast:
Jesus fucking Christ, whenever I speak people either don’t hear me or completely misunderstand what I say. This can’t be all my fault.
i’m sorry but women always look so awkward when shooting guns, even the trained shooters. you look at a dude shooting and the form is perfect. ladies, maybe guns aren’t your calling.
fields0fg0ld:
ohvegeta:
Dear Rick,
I am a huge fan. The only thing I like more than you is giving head. I had sex with a guy I barely know a couple weeks ago. I sucked his dick so hard that it had went *POP* and popped clean off. jk, I swallowed all of the babies that could have been future conservatives. iregretnothingchicken.gif
Thanks, Rick, for making blowjobs even more enjoyable.
xoxo...
Ellen Degeneres for President.
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
First world fat kid problems
lookinyoungandpreservedforever:
smileprettyforthewreckingball:
Order mushroom and Swiss burger from McDonalds, receive bacon and cheese. Get pissed off, take off bacon and onions, eat it anyways.
Marry me
